Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"These crimes were certainly committed by somebody."

"it would, of course, be impossible to preserve discipline in the Army save by pursuing precisely the course that in this case was pursued."

"The making of this cut in a bank composed of light alluvial soil above a depression such as this without controlling devices was criminal negligence."

"The work of the Reclamation Service in developing the larger opportunities of the western half of our country for irrigation is more important than almost any other movement."