Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"I am sometimes very much interested when I see gentlemen supposing that popularity is the way to success in America."

"My dream is that as the years go on and the world knows more and more of America it will also drink at these fountains of youth and renewal."

"It is unlawful for any person to hunt, trap, capture, wilfully disturb or kill any bird of any kind whatever, or take the eggs of any such bird within the limits of this reserve."

"I want you to take these great engines of force out onto the seas like adventurers enlisted for the elevation of the spirit of the human race."