Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"All provincials have got to take a back seat."

"The requirement of the United States citizenship is hereby waived to permit the certification of Mr. Cedric R. Landon for appointment to the position of predatory animal inspector, Bureau of Biologica..."

"If I could have been as generous and interesting and genuine as Mr. Colby, I should have felt that I could let myself go without any preparation."

"So, gentlemen, I have not come here to-night to do anything but to remind you that you do not constitute the United States; that I do not constitute the United States; that it is something bigger and ..."