Al Franken actually said...

"I would like to thank them both."

"Repeatedly S&P promised that its ratings would be objective and independent even though the banks and other institutions hired S&P to rate these financial products."

"I have long felt that there should be a rule for the Senate to be able to slow things down, not to rush to judgment."

"Susie is a school bus driver from Elk River, MN. She was terminated because her employer wanted to 'get rid of' employees who previously tried to organize a union."