Gerald Ford actually said...

"I congratulate you and wish you well."

"A vaccine has been developed that is both safe and effective, with a very low risk of adverse reactions."

"We are very, very fortunate to have a man like Guy Stever to take this oath of office for this important responsibility."

"I strongly reaffirm my commitment to this program, which will afford millions of Americans protection against an outbreak of swine flu this winter."