Gerald Ford actually said...

"It would simplify program operations and remove many of the burdensome and restrictive Federal requirements."

"Today, I am signing a bill which provides legislative authority for the compensation of personal and property damage sustained by the victims of the flood."

"We expect that the United States will be provided with a full accounting without further delay of all Americans missing in action in Vietnam."

"It is callous and cruel to exploit human suffering in the hope of diplomatic advantage."