Gerald Ford actually said...

"The 'trade agreements program' includes all activities consisting of, or related to, the negotiation or administration of international agreements which primarily concern trade."

"I urge the conferees basically to accept the House bill with minor revisions."

"Such an enormous increase in an already substantial deficit jeopardizes the prospect of economic recovery."

"You become, after the swearing-in ceremony, an official member of the White House family."