Gerald Ford actually said...

"I think it is encouraging to see that labor, business, and the general public respond so well to the problems of this recession and are joining in the effort to solve them."

"No single act a President can take sets forth our national goals and our national priorities so completely and so clearly as the annual Budget Message to the Congress."

"I urge my fellow citizens to be mindful of the valuable message conveyed to us during the celebration of this week."

"Harry, I hope you left some aspirin for me."