Gerald Ford actually said...

"I believe that the United States, the Federal Government, has to proceed according to law in the development of our outer continental oil resources on all of our shores, not just in California."

"I have ordered the evacuation of all nonessential U.S. personnel in South Vietnam."

"Your efforts today will breathe new life into the textbooks of tomorrow."

"I believe that continued United States participation in the Coffee Agreement will serve both our foreign policy and our consumer interests."