Gerald Ford actually said...

"The rates of monthly basic allowance for quarters authorized members of the uniformed services by pay grade are adjusted upwards as set forth in the following table:"

"Let me give you one sneak preview."

"I urge both public ceremony and private contemplation in recognition of the precious gifts of freedom and security that are ours because those we honor have stood in our defense."

"We must win this battle--our public enemy number one--if we are going to save the political fabric of this country."