Gerald Ford actually said...

"I would like, Mr. Ambassador, for you, because I am not the best spokesman in the Russian language, if you would introduce--well, I will try, but if I don't do very well, then he will have to correct ..."

"I hope all you young people, particularly, will get to know our astronauts and the Soviet cosmonauts."

"I think all of us agree that the broader we can make our relationships in health, in environment, in space, and many other areas, the better it is for us here in America and for our friends in the Sov..."

"We have many fond memories of living in Alexandria, and we aren't going to sell our home."