Gerald Ford actually said...

"Section 9.11 of Civil Service Rule IX is amended by adding 'and the Small Business Administration' after 'Environmental Protection Agency.'"

"There is hereby established the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States."

"I hereby proclaim the month of May, 1975, as National Arthritis Month."

"any income, estate, or gift tax return for the years 1955 to 1975, inclusive, shall, subject to the conditions imposed herein, during the Ninety-fourth Congress, be open to inspection by the Senate Co..."