Gerald Ford actually said...

"The United States of America salutes all the men and women who so devotedly serve their Nation and their fellow citizens."

"Family responsibility, not government programs, is the best way to make sure children are properly nurtured."

"The consumer's right to be heard means that the consumer must be involved in the development of programs and participation in decision-making mechanisms that affect his or her interests."

"Too many violent and streetwise juveniles are using their age as a cloak of immunity."