Gerald Ford actually said...

"I promise substantially increased employment without the ravages of inflation."

"It is my strong feeling that parliamentarians getting together add to the substance of the talks between the executives of two great countries."

"Our Bicentennial Year is a fitting time to reflect upon the vital role the American Red Cross and its volunteers play in our society to alleviate suffering."

"Good luck, and I am sure we will see that you are confirmed without too much difficulty."