Gerald Ford actually said...

"Prompt, complete, and accurate responses to all official inquiries made by Census officials are of great importance to our country."

"I urge the Congress to consider the enclosed bill carefully and pass it promptly."

"We must strike a balance between our desire for environmental protection and our need to increase domestic coal production."

"I propose a toast to you, Prime Minister and Begum Bhutto, to the ideals and to the hopes they personify."