Gerald Ford actually said...

"I believe the best way to stimulate our economy, to provide jobs for everybody who wants a job, is to give tax reductions to the individual."

"I said in Kansas City that I wouldn't concede a single State, I wouldn't concede a single vote, and we haven't."

"I say to you, my record is one of progress, not platitudes; performance, not promises."

"We put the ship of state on a steady keel."