Gerald Ford actually said...

"I have urged Secretary of Agriculture Butz to devote the best and most comprehensive efforts of his department to ensure that the grain of American farmers sold abroad is properly certificated."

"The United States of America is unsurpassed in military capability, and we are going to keep it that way."

"Not one American serviceman is fighting in any part of the world today."

"I think all of you know that to a large degree, your success depends upon our country's success."