Gerald Ford actually said...

"The United States will continue its role of a peacemaker in Lebanon."

"If left unchanged, this flaw could damage the underlying principles of social security and help create severe long-range financial pressures on the system."

"the flag of the United States shall be flown at half-staff on all buildings, grounds, and naval vessels of the Federal Government"

"This correction would cost no employee more than $1 per week in additional contributions."