Gerald Ford actually said...

"We are making good progress in winning the battle against inflation."

"Hence, this bill seeks to restore the authority necessary to fulfill my statutory obligation to study and propose Executive reorganizations."

"Your objective is a very simple one: to place veterans, the handicapped, and the disadvantaged people in private sector jobs where they have the greatest opportunity to do for themselves."

"It is a great privilege and pleasure to welcome you all to this White House reception."