Gerald Ford actually said...

"The Federal Energy Administration has concluded that supplies of middle distillate petroleum products are fully adequate to meet expected needs."

"This beautiful new museum and its exciting exhibits of the mastery of air and space is a perfect birthday present from the American people to themselves."

"There is no such thing as women's rights."

"Our progress can be measured not only by the extent of our knowledge but by increasing awareness of all that remains to be discovered."