Gerald Ford actually said...

"I hereby create a board of three members, to be appointed by me, to investigate this dispute."

"It is my best judgment, based on experts within the Administration, both economic and military, that if we had made available for the next 3 years reasonable sums of military aid and economic assistan..."

"I can assure you that what I have said on more than one occasion, I believe and I will try to implement, that I will work with the Congress."

"I believe that continued United States participation in the Coffee Agreement will serve both our foreign policy and our consumer interests."