Gerald Ford actually said...

"The volley fired here at Concord two centuries ago, 'the shot heard round the world,' still echoes today on this anniversary."

"Your leadership has made your young nation an example of respect and admiration throughout the world."

"I feel sure, Mr. President, that our common problems can best be resolved by a little competition on the links."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are sacred rights, not to be given or not to be taken by shifting winds or changing moods."