Gerald Ford actually said...

"Nothing, then, is unchangeable but the inherent and inalienable rights of man."

"I feel sure, Mr. President, that our common problems can best be resolved by a little competition on the links."

"May it be said above all: We kept the faith, freedom flourished, liberty lived."

"America has not sought the conquest of territory, but instead, the mutual support of all men and women who cherish freedom."