Gerald Ford actually said...

"The program to decentralize Federal policy and decision making requires a capability for deep involvement in the development and advocacy of Administration proposals and policies."

"Positions in the Department of the Interior whose incumbents serve as the principal representative of the Secretary in their respective regions shall be listed in Schedule C for grades not exceeding g..."

"I want you to know that you take with you my warmest best wishes for every continued happiness and success in the years ahead."

"I have your letter of February 7, and it is with sincere gratitude for your dedicated service to our Nation that I accept your resignation as Counsel to the President."