John Kerry actually said...

"I pledge to you, Missouri, I can fight a more effective, smarter, and better war on terror."

"Ladies and gentlemen, all I can say is President Bush and I have airtight alibis."

"I would have told those kids very politely and nicely that the president of the United States had something that he needed to attend to. And I would have attended to it."

"Harsh words on the campaign trail today. John Kerry making some pointed comments about President Bush's actions on 9/11."