John Kerry actually said...

"If Halliburton made flu shots, you'd have more flu shots here than there are oranges in the state of Florida."

"Help is on the way."

"I think if you were to talk to Dick Cheney's daughter, who is a lesbian..."

"If people want a change, and they want responsibility for the middle class in America, don't throw away your vote. There's only one choice here. Either George Bush is going to be president, or John Ke..."