Thomas Massie actually said...

"I hope that members of this committee are aware that the U.S. Government ceases to be funded on September 30 of this year."

"I ask unanimous consent to submit into the record two press releases from the U.S. Post Office."

"How many buffalo or bison were there in North America before Europeans settled it?"

"I'm glad you pointed out that CO2 is plant food and that growing seasons are extended when CO2 goes up in the environment."