Rand Paul actually said...

"I can remember as a kid reading William Proxmire's Golden Fleece Awards."

"If we eliminate all of the end-of-the-year spending and fix the problem completely, we are still not going to fix the deficit."

"We should not be sending them any money. And somebody who is sending money for Ultimate Frisbee ought to be fired."

"Thank you, Dr. Fichtner."