Rand Paul actually said...

"When this debate ends, you will notice that I will not be shaking his hand tonight. I will not shake hands with someone who attacks my religion and attacks my Christian beliefs."

"I have a message, a message from the Tea Party, a message that is loud and clear and doesn't mince words: We have come to take our government back."

"I want to make the Republican Party believable as fiscal conservatives again."

"I mean it in a friendly way when I say, Washington, here we come."