Rand Paul actually said...

"My hope is as the Committee moves forward, that you will use some of our ideas or include some of our ideas in your deliberation."

"This program provides a perverse incentive that encourages government to confiscate property because government officials get to keep up to 80 percent of the proceeds."

"I understand"

"Today, I announce with God's help, with the help of liberty lovers everywhere that I am putting myself forward as a candidate for president of the United States of America."