Mitch McConnell: “If I'm still the majority leader of the Senate, think of me as the Grim Reaper. None of that stuff is going to pass.”

I didn’t have a heart attack or a stroke. I don’t have any tumors or hemorrhages.

And I’ll continue to engage with my staff and colleagues on important Senate business.

I’ve also had to deal with a mild case of pneumonia.

I’ve submitted to every test they can think of to help figure out what caused this incident.