Mitch McConnell: “The Democrats are going to take care of the son of a bitch for us.”

I didn’t have a heart attack or a stroke. I don’t have any tumors or hemorrhages.

So the nation’s top law enforcement official is asking for a slush fund to pay people who assault cops?

I’ve also had to deal with a mild case of pneumonia.

I have every intention of finishing the job you elected me to do.