Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"Only through cooperative strength developed in the free world could we really face up to this threat that the communist dictatorship posed to all free men."

"I find that the deficit in the domestic supply of peanuts is such as to require the admission of an additional quantity of peanuts, as hereinafter proclaimed, to meet the essential requirements of dom..."

"I find and declare that the admission of such additional quantity of peanuts under the conditions and subject to the fee hereinafter proclaimed is necessary in order that the entry of such peanuts wil..."

"We Americans have constantly pledged that we will never permit aggression."