Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"So that just sort of brings the whole crowd together, and if I can hear the song and see the boys, the last word I will say is: a very hearty good morning, it is very wonderful to be with you."

"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen--each of you--for coming out this morning, to give me a chance to say to you 'thank you,' and to greet you in this fashion."

"Someone told me that there was only one speech you could make in this town, which was quite long ago, that the good Lord could have made a better place than Lancaster, but he didn't."

"I had better not come back."