Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"Governor Lodge, ladies and gentlemen: After that introduction, my natural question is, Well, whose birthday is this, anyway?"

"Indeed, I think we could put it this way: our institutions of learning, and our churches, have become the true mobilization centers of those forces which may now save civilization."

"It would be, indeed, difficult for me to find the words in which to express the deep sense of pride I have in accepting the Honorary Doctorate of this College."

"We will welcome a workable system for limiting armaments and controlling atomic energy."