Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"It is true that you can say technically the cost of living is high."

"The progress made in the settlement of the Suez dispute this afternoon at the United Nations is most gratifying."

"If I could have a birthday present ... it would be exactly the same as that of every other American--an assurance that a just peace was on the horizon and coming to us that we were going to enjoy."

"I have a strong liking for a man when he finds anything wrong in government he doesn't fool around but cleans it up fast."