Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"And I must say to you, never in my life have I heard so many people sing 'Happy Birthday.'"

"I don't mean to be too partisan, but I am glad that there are this many Republicans in this region."

"The Republican Party is trying to use all of its brains, all of the ability it has, all of its understanding of this world as it now exists, merely to establish the foundations from which you--you peo..."

"I think I know possibly almost every man and woman whose name is signed at the bottom of this scroll."