Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"I believe that if the laboring man today ... will look at the record, I think they will find nothing here that they can say this administration is their enemy; on the contrary, they are good friends."

"The progress made in the settlement of the Suez dispute this afternoon at the United Nations is most gratifying."

"If I could have a birthday present ... it would be exactly the same as that of every other American--an assurance that a just peace was on the horizon and coming to us that we were going to enjoy."

"I have a strong liking for a man when he finds anything wrong in government he doesn't fool around but cleans it up fast."