Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"I share the hope expressed in your message that the coming year will see a substantial improvement in the relations between our countries."

"The United States Government repeats that, in an atmosphere devoid of any kind of coercion and threat, it would welcome discussion on the question of Berlin."

"I do hereby proclaim that the Secretary of the Treasury has found that each of the aforementioned drugs has an addiction-forming or addiction-sustaining liability similar to morphine and that in the p..."

"The Christmas Message of 'Peace on Earth, Good Will Toward Men' is not alone an ideal of Christianity."