Devin Nunes: “I thank the gentleman for the time. Since the election of President Trump, the most absurd conspiracy theories have been…”

“I thank the gentleman for the time. Since the election of President Trump, the most absurd conspiracy theories have been proclaimed as gospel by the entire Democratic Party and their media mouthpieces. Let's begin with the Russian collusion hoax; the theory that Trump was a secret Russian agent who colluded with Putin to steal the 2016 election from Hillary Clinton. The theory comprised many preposterous sub-conspiracies, including several wild tales. For example, secret computer servers communicated with Russians. Secret meetings with Russians occurred in Prague, and secret Russian money laundering from the Trump campaign. Best of all, Putin had a secret stash of nude pictures of Trump and the now infamous pee tapes that the Democrats and their puppets in the media spent several years searching all over Europe for. The Russia hoax ultimately imploded. But, Madam Speaker, you have to almost admire the Democrats' amazing ability to jump from one debunked conspiracy theory to another without a hint of shame, embarrassment, or self-reflection. The Democrats supposedly convened us here today to protect Americans from Trump's latest nefarious plot--his alleged attempt to sabotage the Postal Service to steal the election. In the grand scheme of Democratic conspiracy theories, this one really is scraping the bottom of the barrel. I suppose we can grant the Democrats that the post office actually does exist, and it does deliver mail.…”