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Few people in Washington DC could do so, including Maggot [his delightful nickname for Haberman], and her flunky associate Jonathan Swan. I would be willing to bet they couldn't get 50% of the questions right.

I just finished a perfect physical at Walter Reed, I do it every six months, and I requested another Cognitive Test, the only President to do so, three times, and I aced them all. Got every question right.

The U.S. Military is ready, willing, and able, for a one year period of time, subject to extension, to completely decimate and destroy all areas of Iran - PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

I was able to cut a MUCH BETTER DEAL for America, and by so doing, will be allowing the new and spectacular Gordie Howe International Bridge, spanning Detroit and Windsor, Ontario, to open on July 27th, as scheduled.

Trump reserves the right to remove individuals that may not be totally aligned with the important task of securing America’s elections and ensuring every legal vote is counted.

My Administration is lowering prices that Joe Biden incompetently raised with the worst inflation crisis in history, a total disaster along with the Southern Border, the botched withdrawal from Afghanistan, and many other failures.

Walmart will, in particular, be dropping the price for a pound of ground beef by almost 15%, among many other products.

The Iranian attacks mean the ceasefire is over.

No nuclear, no this, no that, no nothing. They gave up everything.

It's open. We bombed the hell out of them last night.

Completely decimate and destroy all areas of Iran

1,000 Missiles are Locked and Loaded

The new deal is great, and fair.

The original deal made was unacceptable to me.

Last night, Trump forced out all remaining commissioners atop the Election Assistance Commission — two Democrats and a Republican — just months before the midterms.

Ukraine’s very far away. We have an ocean separating us. What I’m doing is I’m trying to save lives.

This is a very ingenious group.

We have a lot of pressure on President Putin.

I may be gone too. Because I’m their No. 1 target — it’s out all over the place. Because they’re scum.

We have agreed to do so, but the United States has stated to them, in no uncertain terms, that the Cease Fire is OVER!

GET SMART REPUBLICANS, IF YOU DON’T, YOU WON’T BE IN OFFICE FOR LONG!

I don't want to hurt people that own houses, too.

I think the SAVE America Act is exactly what it says. It's saving America from crooked elections.

No, no, Israel came up with nothing.