Paul Begala: “I believe in a democracy. It is the sacred obligation of every citizen to support and protect and defend its country.”

Mr. Trump fired that ethics cop. We don't know why, by the way.

President Trump, God bless him. Sometimes he says the quiet part out loud.

He has a mandate to cut the cost of groceries, gas and rent. He promised to cut the cost of energy in half.

But the kind of, just, dopey slurs coming from this dim-witted vice president — this charmless oaf — you can have him.