Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"When the burdens of the Presidency seem unusually heavy, I always remind myself that it could be worse--I could be a mayor of a city instead."

"Your theme is one of hope and of promise."

"So these are the things that the American Cancer Society is trying so hard to bring to the attention of all of the American people through their pamphlets, through meetings like this, through programs..."

"If they are ready for a conference, I will be ready for one."