Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"The new standard, the new goal of Government, and within Government, must therefore be the standard goal of excellence."

"It gives me great pleasure to ask my guests to join me in a toast to the continued close friendship between our countries, to the President of Turkey, and to success in our mutual determination to pre..."

"Since this is an election year, I guess I had better not say that Brom Smith is the most valuable man in the White House."

"I hereby designate the Attorney General of the United States as the officer authorized to administer and give effect to the provisions of that Agreement."