Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"Providing for the Appointment in the Competitive Service of Certain Present and Former Officers and Employees of the Foreign Service."

"There is hereby established the interdepartmental Committee on the Status of Women"

"I believe that most Americans are looking forward with me to the day when these great measures are signed into law."

"I'm delighted to meet with you today and to present to you the 20-millionth recipient of social security benefits, your first social security check."