Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"We who knew him knew that he was a gallant fighter, a man who dedicated his life both as a newsman and as a public official to an unrelenting search for truth."

"We feel very friendly toward the people of India and the Government of India; toward the people of Pakistan and the Government of Pakistan."

"I do sometimes wonder how some people can be so concerned with our bombing a cold bridge of steel and concrete in North Viet-Nam, but never open their mouths about a bomb being placed in our embassy i..."

"I have always opposed the poll tax."