Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"It has been my deep and continuing concern to assure that each American receives from his Government the fastest, most efficient and most courteous service."

"I regard this as a vital undertaking."

"I hereby designate for the purposes of those sections, as an overseas combat area where the Armed Forces of the United States are engaged in military operations involving armed conflict with a hostile..."

"The United States will participate in the meeting of the Inter-American Economic and Social Council (IA-ECOSOC) at Buenos Aires on March 13 if that date is concurred in by most of the member states."