Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"I take this opportunity to express again my deep personal interest in individual and collective efforts to give greater impetus to our vital Alliance for Progress."

"The task of government is to serve the public."

"It has been my deep and continuing concern to assure that each American receives from his Government the fastest, most efficient and most courteous service."

"I hereby designate for the purposes of those sections, as an overseas combat area where the Armed Forces of the United States are engaged in military operations involving armed conflict with a hostile..."