Lyndon Johnson actually said...

The housewife should not need a scale or a yardstick or a slide rule or computer when she shops.

A great counselor of mine said to me, 'You can take a good law and give it bad administration and it won't work.'

Since the dawn of civilization, man has been the unwilling pawn of the forces of his environment.

I, Lyndon B. Johnson, President of the United States of America, acting under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the statute...