Lyndon Johnson actually said...

"We do not expect to pull any rabbits out of any hats at Manila, notwithstanding any speculations you may hear or see."

"There are no surprises to spring on anyone, for we know that the most important weapon in Vietnam is patience among our people and unity behind our program."

"We resolved here in Honolulu to combat the ruinous inflation that was eating the heart out of South Vietnam's economy."

"I shall do my best to advance the cause of peace and of human progress."